Men

If I could choose to change the world around me just for today, it would consist of only men and the few productive and long-sighted women I know. I'm sorry, I'm in my "goal mode". I can't take all of the fucking around. I need to move. For those who know me, I thrive on my famous "goal mode" much like some bipolar people thrive on their manic periods. In fact, I suspect I might be manic when I'm IN IT. I just get so much done and out of the way when I fix and control. I feel a buzz just thinking about it.
Please don't lock me up...

Anyway, the need for masculin domination has been sturring for quite some time. I realized just how much I love the male sex at a beach party last Friday, when I observed how all of the guys just embraced their instincts and claimed power over a silly bonfire. As a girl who's been living in an apartments with too much progesterone for the past six years, seeing men take charge of practical things is like being handed a free ticket to a spa resort. It's uplifting, foreign and comes with a manditory "WTF???!!!" Then when I was randomly ended up at a all lesbian party at Rockefeller last night, I realized how much I kinda majorly dislike the female sex. Even though the dancing part of the partey was fun, I just couldn't take my mind off all of the bullshit women create when they are alone together too long (which isn't long at all). I catched it by over-hearing conversations, seeing the games they played on the dancefloor and talking to butch bitches who practically wanted to punch at me and the dude I was with there, just cause he was a guy and i defended his right to be there (ps: he was awesome). ERGO: most women can be manipulative, gluttonous and cold. Myself included. They have a way of dealing with things that is reminiscent of a bureaucracy bribe. I know it's gay pride week, but that party kinda made me straight...
I remember what Rod told me - that he had talked to a gay guy who half-jokingly said he had gone gay just to escape the female drama. Sometimes I wish I was a gay man. There's less huss and fuss, more style and "Careless Whisper".

Oookay, I'm ranting. In short, I salute men. I don't give them enough credz. And as soon as I've gotten a fair amount of sleep so I'm not crumpy anymore, I'll salute women too. Night <3